newtgeiszler:

“if there are no cops at pride who will protect us” bears and butches next question

imsobadatnicknames:

-Blurgh

-Hint of a hint of green

-Sitting next to someone who’s thinking about the color yellow

-Blue but like, on low battery

-Tapping your forehead against the forehead of someone who once saw the color red

-Brown but with like social anxiety

-White but like… lowkey white

mjalti:

I’m not mysterious and quiet I’m just iron deficient

angelpassing:

oh, to b a harvest mouse living in a european meadow.. munch on a lil flower for breakfast… climb up a blade of grass n swing on a tranquil breeze enjoying the sunlight .. Unreal

cathugging:

marxpussy:

marxpussy:

If you’re a man and you’re not my dad, do not call me sweetie. Or sweetheart. Sure as fuck dont call me babygirl.

However if you’re a woman, I IMPLORE you call me sweetie, sweetheart, and babygirl. All acceptable.

jiubilant:

the college of winterhold has no professor of alchemy because all the scholars there are rightly terrified of alchemists. alchemists will look you in the eye as they chew unflinchingly on a deer antler. alchemists butter their toast with toxic netch jelly. alchemists fear neither god nor death nor academia and cannot be stopped

purplesoul-at-hogwarts:

tgi-spideys:

Leap of faith

I can’t breathe whenever I see this